GrooveLily

Can You Cure Me?
Copyright © 2007 by Milburn & Vigoda

RESTLESS LEGS SUFFERER
Help me doctor
I cannot keep my legs from moving
It’s a creepy crawly restless gnawing
at my knees
Nothing is working
I heard that you know what you’re doing
So I ask you, I beg you
Can you give me something, please?

SLEEPWALKER
Help me doctor
I cannot stop walking in my sleep and
I’m a nuisance, a danger, a worry to
my children and my wife
Nothing is working
Locking me up won’t even keep me safe
I ask you, I beg you
‘Cause it’s ruining my life

BOTH
Can you cure me
Can you cure me
With a wire, with a pill
Keep me safe and keep me still
Can you cure me

SLEEP APNEA PATIENT
Help me doctor
I cannot seem to stop myself from snoring
Got the nose clip, got the jaw brace,
Got the neck rest, special pillow and a mask
Nothing is working
It’s hopeless, you can hear me through the floor
A little peace and some quiet
Is that too much to ask?

INSOMNIAC
I’m tossing and turning
Itchy every evening
Aching and burning
Then I wake up screaming

INSOMNIAC & NIGHT TERROR PATIENT
Having this nightmare
Every night and day
The demons are right there
I’ll never get away

SLEEP PATIENTS
Can you cure me
Can you cure me
Can you help me sleep tonight
Can you make me feel all right
Can you cure me?